Is this really the phrase that we want to use?
I hear Democratic candidates talking about “access to health care” over and over again.
Last time I checked what words mean, access is “the right to obtain or make use of or take advantage of something“.
Oh boy Hulkster, you fucked up now.
I stumbled across a few websites in the past weeks that didn’t take me to the material I was looking for…
At one time, marijuana grew naturally across North America. The plan is to restore that in order to demonstrate the hypocrisy of the war against the herb.
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Every now and then you see a news story that reminds you that many people are yet to enter the modern age. A story that dumbfounds you so much that heroin addiction looks like a good alternative to daily life. A story that almost makes you think that the whole colonialism thing wasn’t that bad of an idea. At least you’ll be too preoccupied with the addiction to worry about any ethical problems with that.
I was watching television at night - first mistake.
I’ve assembled some thoughts on the subject in no particular order, but all with excessive, and completely unnecessary profanity.
WASHINGTON D.C.—Nearly 6,700 Americans died on Monday due to a myriad of accidents and various illnesses.
Tuesday afternoon Hillary Clinton held a press conference addressing the issue.
DETROIT – Ford announced Wednesday that it will release its latest environmentally friendly automobile, the Ford Excursion, Antithesis Edition, early next month.
The highly anticipated vehicle, nicknamed by Ford designers the “jolly green giant” is toted to be more than 50% more environmentally friendly than previous models of the Ford Excursion.
WASHINGTON D.C.—Senator Jeff Sessions introduced a bill on Tuesday that would replace the experimental virtual fence along the U.S. - Mexican border with a “virtually impenetrable land mine field”.
Last week, officials announced that the virtual fence created by the Boeing and Microsoft corporations did not meet expectations.
The plan placed high tech sonar, radar, infrared and video equipment strategically along the southern border of Arizona, however the devices were unable to meet initial test requirements.
While other writers with nothing better to do than blog about something as trivial as a Hollywood death are asking questions like “Was it a suicide?” or “What the hell was he doing at the Olsen Twins’ house anyway?” Clash of Culture poses the question that’s really on everyone’s mind: “Why couldn’t it have been (insert vacuous celebrity here) instead?”
The program is the raw essence of all athletic events if we were to strip off all of the tradition and institution like the female gladiators strip off not only their clothes, but, ironically, also their sense of fashion.
Clayton Henson: Hands down, Mussolini. Just watch those sexy poses!
Jonathan McGory: I always imagined that Castro kept mini-bottles of Schnapp’s and lube in his beard for those unexpected moments.
David Holmes: Forest Whitaker.
Brad Pauquette: Kim Jong-Il. I’d just like to get inside of his head and swim around… maybe lick his toes.
Jonathan McGory
Brad Pauquette
Clayton Henson
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